TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno in Elvis Impersonator Dallas Texas July, Texas has been seized by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' neater than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been flockin' to